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Another spelling for Yaphet Kotto, an American actor, who starred in the NBC television series: Homicide: Life on the Street.

Also a common verb in Ethiopia

Generally a smart, caring,charming slightly sarcastic guy who has a sexy sexy girlfriend

An incredibly sexy male that encourages many female wet dreams.

An ancient creature said to dazzle any woman who looks into his eyes. extremly attractive, egotistical, and friendly

Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.

An ethiopian badass!

Yaffet is so smart and sexy and holy crap just look at his girlfriend

Oh my god i just had another wet dream about yaffet!

Look at that ethiopian badass, what a yaffet!

My boyfriend is so yaffet!
That guy just made me yaffet on the spot!

by realeditor March 16, 2009

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In the 2001 edition of Ripley's Believe It Or Not, the story of a man named jeffrey summers lost his tongue in a freak accident and had a section of his behind used to create a tongue so that he would retain the ability to speak.

The result of having a section of your ass removed to serve as a replacement for your tongue which has been destroyed due to unwarrented participation in certain intriguing activities.
Oh my god, that guy on ripley's believe it or not has a piece of his ass as a tongue!

That guy's butt tongue is hairy... cus it came from his asshole.

Hey look at Colin's hairy butt tongue!
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