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YAFFing, or, the act of writing You're a Fuckin' Faggot Dude or (YAFFD) is an acronym used in texting, usually when texting between two guys, that is usually a response to a male friend using an emoticon (smiley face or any other kind of face). YAFFD is intended to let the person know that you only tolerate broads who use that shit because they have vaginas and tits that they may one day expose to you.
YAFFING Example:

Steve (Texting Bill): dude, tonight we should totally go and see the new Judd Apatow movie
Bill: Sounds good. I'll call you when I get off work.
Steve: :o)
Bill: YAFFD
Steve: why'd you YAFF me?
Bill: because you sent me a gay clown face in your text. only girls who have nice big goobler tits are allowed to make those. Seeing as how you don't have the aforementioned goobler tits, I refuse to stand for your texts, as you are a faggot.

Steve: oh!

the only acceptable image for a man to draw in his texts using colons, brackets etc. is a penis. e.g. 8---)
YAFFing by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
Having an inappropriate temper tantrum in the work place.
Allen was sent home for yaffing during the management meeting.
yaffing by StLCardLuvr October 1, 2014
Yiffing is a combination of words "sniff" and "yell" made up by MatPat's wife Steph in their livesteam for a game Dayshift at Freddy's, as she didn't know what it actually meant.
MatPat: "So, yiffing is, for those who don't know-"
Steph: "Wait, I should guess! I think that a yiff is probably a yell and a sniff at the same time."
yiffing by JJTrue October 30, 2016
Usually refers to cyber sex between two or more members of the furry fandom. Originally refers to the sound that foxes make when mating. Members of the furry fandom may use the term to refer to actual sexual contact, usually in a lighthearted manner.

It is also a term used at furcons to inquire about sexual intentions between fursuiters.
The anthro fox smiled at the mass of horny furres, knowing that a good yiffing session would soon follow.
yiffing by Suirel Whitedragon July 16, 2008
while dressed up in animal costumes, participants grope, fondle, and hump on each other for sexual gratification. no actual sex involved. Usually done in a group setting.
Peter "rabbit" and Jane "cat" fondled each other through their costumes while yiffing at a furry friends party.
yiffing by Icerook January 21, 2004

yiffingtown 

a server on discord full of admin abusers (cat the cat) and gay furries
man i just joined yiffingtown and it’s gay as hell
yiffingtown by atom69 May 30, 2023
the sound that foxes tend to make during sex.
Max and I were out camping and we could hear MTBMichaelR yiffing with a deer that he crippled with Jake Russo's shotgun.
Yiffing by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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