Yonk

480 shreks

My Bluetooth adapter took one whole yonk to arrive

by Donkeeeh April 29, 2020

Yonk

The past tense of yeet. Used when the thing by being referenced happened in the past

Bro, I hit the bird with a rock and I was all like “YONK”

by yaboiseb March 3, 2018

yonk

bonking with with a y that stands for yanjun
bonking yanjuns forehead

PERSON: hey can i yonk your yorehead (yanjun forehead?)
YANJUN: no

by dbabys August 2, 2019

Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 5, 2018

Yonks

A period of five years, Like “I haven’t seen him in YONKS..

It was YONKS ago that I drove to LA.

by Rocky saddler November 9, 2017

Yonk

a non millennial, cringe-free way of saying lit.

yeah i took her out last night, she’s such a yonk.

woah bro that party was so yonky last night.

do you think we’ll be able to go to the concert? i have a feeling it will be a yonker.

by MBC Tav November 3, 2019

Yonk

a large hit of an inhalant; a fat rip

“Ay bro, can I get a yonk of that joint?” “Just picked up an ounce… it’s gonna be yonk central.”

by Bae Please June 7, 2022