Short for Alexander, Xander is a name that comes from the latin word megacockis. A Xander's penis ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. Most people don't know that a Xander is secretly a wizard.
by CircleJerk1224 May 12, 2013
Xander is a wacky guy that can make whole crowds of people laugh! He is hilarious and and everyone enjoys his company, even if they won’t admit it. Xander can also be serious when the situation calls for it. He can brighten your day of help you out. Xander is a great guy!!!
Xander is awesome
by Xagrono povicidus September 28, 2018
A Russian Bear.
by youwillneverknowbutmaybe June 21, 2010
I knew him at one point. He was nice from what I can remember. I've tried to block out that time because I was in love with the person I thought he was. And then things happened and I realized he is just an annoying little asshole. But lately I've been noticing that I might not be totally over what happened. I think I'm ready to move on from what happened, even though I'm not exactly sure what happened except that it hurt, but I want to be friends with him again. He was easy to talk to. I miss our talks. If you see this I'm sorry.
by hiioooo March 11, 2022
The cutest person you will ever meet. Fun to hang around and be around. May be shy at first but then later on warm up more. One of the most popular boys at schools but don’t forget about the unpopular kids. Loves everyone no matter what. Very funny and loves talking. Also very sexy.
Friend: Who is that cutie right there?
Friend: Oh that’s Xander
Friend: Girlllll he is fine I will love to take some of that home
Friend: Oh that’s Xander
Friend: Girlllll he is fine I will love to take some of that home
by KeithyHarrisy32 August 7, 2019
A Xander Is An Amazing, Strong and Good Looking Person Who will Stand Up For Himself No Matter what, Loves His Friends And His Family, Very athletic and funny, A Xander Brightens Up Everyones Day!
by Cl41r3 October 22, 2018
Xanders isn't cool enough to start with the letter Z. He likes Shekar fries. He also likes red pandas and LazarBeam (Auzzie Pewdiepie) Xander is best at entering passwords after Thomas sets the monitor up.
by Thomas-Hummus September 11, 2019