by ChoujinkiMetalder September 14, 2006
Bill Gates probably built his house with these bricks. They had to cut price at least twice before launch, and even then only Halo saved the hunk of crap. Its processor is bigger than your TV and the controller is a dinnerplate. You'd think with a console as massive as that they'd be able to fit some quality in there. BUY PS2/3!!! (P.S don't waste your time with an Xbox 360. they're just as bad except they are less similar to a japanese phonebook)
Builder 1: "We've ran out of bricks for this building!"
Builder 2: "Ah fuck it. We'll just use X-boxes"
Kid: "Mommy, why is the Grand Canyon so big?"
Mom: "God must have dropped his X-box, honey"
Builder 2: "Ah fuck it. We'll just use X-boxes"
Kid: "Mommy, why is the Grand Canyon so big?"
Mom: "God must have dropped his X-box, honey"
by 370 April 8, 2006
by Alexi August 9, 2003
The gaming system that has set out to destroy all sequals to come, It has purchased rare and already let down one of the best nintendo games ever made, "perfect dark", if you play x-box games your a fag, however it is o.k to use your xbox as a divX player and a nintendo
Hey im a ccomplete retard who wants to play recked nintendo games on my x-box instead of actually bying the originals for nintendo and having some real fun
by SuperMario128 May 11, 2006
the worst system ever, no true nerd can support it and call himself a video game patriot. also know as the nazi-box
by popisdead February 18, 2005
A console (wait, a "graphics machine," I don't wanna offend good consoles) made by that evil company microsoft that thinks the xbox is good because it has great graphics, a dvd player and games that just aren't fun to play.
If you want good games, get a SNES or a megadrive. You might even have fun with a pc.
If you like good graphics more then having fun, the xbox is for you!
If you like good graphics more then having fun, the xbox is for you!
by Marbarian May 31, 2005
by boardoboy February 3, 2012