x-box

Noob way of saying xbox.

"So I was like playing my x-box..."

by Doodles May 15, 2005

X-box

The wrong way to spell the name of Microsoft's home console, the Xbox.

"There's no hyphen in the word Xbox, you douchebags."

by Kal November 30, 2004

x box

A Halo machine soon to also be a Halo 2 machine. Nothing more.

Dude, let's go play my Halo machine.

by X-box August 27, 2003

x-box

The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.

You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.

Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!

by Bryan June 7, 2005

X-box

The oversized video game system that would have died at launch if it wasn't for Halo

I love Halo, not Xbox.

by Justin H. April 30, 2005

X-box

An object used for comparison to an object of large size.

"Holy shit! that building's almost as big as an X-Box!"
"Holy shit!

by without a cause October 9, 2003

x box

Another way to say your ex girlfriend.

My x box bought me an x box. Or- My x box is a crazy bitch who fucks persian dudes in the bathroom at nightclubs.

by The Rodeo Clown October 22, 2009