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To be made past tense or attacked maliciously, Or perhaps both.
While ghost riding the whip, I saw some buster muhfuggas playing marbles. As I crept by, still ghost riding the whip, I yelled “Get Wuzzed muhfuggas". They ran knowing their fate was sealed if they didn't, and left me with a buncha new marbles. Word.
wuzzed by TheWuzzard May 4, 2014
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The constant, highly irritating background noise created by crowds of people, usually women (AKA "woo-girls") and usually as audience members at TV shows like "Oprah", "Dancing with the Stars", "American Idol" and "The Biggest Loser", as they scream "WOOOOO!" enmasse.

Can be written "woowoozela".
WOOOOOOOO! We're wuwuzelas!
wuwuzela by ksmanning September 23, 2010
(pernounced "woozer")
Adjective: someone who states or acts the obvious or annoyance.
Noun: a dumbass.
"That's a wuzzer statement."
"Stop being a wuzzer."
wuzzer by gonzorr July 16, 2008

Fuzzee wuzzee 

the act of bringing someone through an emotionally drastic rollercoaster ride in one call.
you are pulling a fuzzee wuzzee right now and I can't even.
Fuzzee wuzzee by OneCallWonder September 19, 2020
To be slightly high, the weed version of buzzed.
Hey man how are you feeling, you buzzed from the drinks?

“No I didn’t drink enough, I took some bong hits so I’m a bit wuzzed now”
Wuzzed by lonzonoball420 February 16, 2025

We Wuzzery

The act of attempting to pretend that your race of people were any particular important historical groups of people, usually done by black Afrocentrists in the form of “WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEET”
teacher: today’s lesson is on how the Egyptian history and their way of life, the Egyptians where br-

crazy black guy: WAIT U THANK THAT DA EGYPTIANS WERE YPIPO!! NAH GNG WE WUZ DA KANGZ AND SHEEEIT MANN!!

teacher: stop your we wuzzery and sit back down, I was going to say that the majority of Egyptians were brown not black or white Jamal.
We Wuzzery by mypenisisverysmall99 January 19, 2026