An item of dubious usefulness; any item. See yingle.
Did you see the woozle Gwen found at Goodwill the other day? We're still trying to figure out what it's for.
by Ydonia Goseling April 10, 2005
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A very pretty kitty who comes in every colour so long as its black. Also likes to be called Woo or Woozel. Has A sister called (ye old) too
by Carrie September 3, 2004
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Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.
Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.
by JewishMofo January 19, 2011
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The Sporty Woozle is from a Pooh video game and looks like a dog
by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015
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A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.
by Dutch May 2, 2003
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what snoop got fo shizzle my nizzle from. Winnie the Pooh started it ALL!
Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.
by Luka September 9, 2003
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