Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
by Extremityman November 1, 2023
A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.
"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."
by ColdVantage January 5, 2005
When you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.
by bakesale123 September 30, 2009
1. A furry fuzzy-headed cute flop-eared animal of sorts. Most oftentimes is bad (but in a good way) and always has a wittle twinkle in its eye.
2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.
2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.
by woozlehead July 7, 2009
The state of being so incredibly fucked up that you've lost track of reality, though you are still lucid. Generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any goddamn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. Likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in combination with large doses of downers/ "stupid" drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and generally anything that causes lapses in memory).
"Damn, nigga... I'm straight woozled. I feel like there's a banana in my ass. That Mexican robot wasn't kidding about this shit, you feel me Otter?"
by doctorcynicism November 4, 2013
a long eared mother fuckin creature from the land before time. eats lots of carrots and premature children. rapes young deer and has sexual fetish encounters with silly putty.
by mugwump99 April 20, 2008
A Woozle is a nice person, or someone clever. It originated from the Wood, which was used ages ago to mean someone clever, and went from Woodzle to Woodzle to Woozle.
Joyce is a Woozle!
by Weiord June 29, 2021