Woofty

A punch to the face that renders a man to sleep.

I’m gonna land a big woofty and send you for a kip.

by KingWoofty July 2, 2022

Woofty

street name of ketamine

hey mate, can i have a little bump of woofty?

by PrimalBeing November 22, 2018

Woofty

Someone who is homosexual ( usually a man ). Best used in Fonejacker by Terry Tibbs.

mike: peter is such a woofty

joe: true that, true that!

by alrightmylover? June 28, 2009

wooftie

A top class, quality feeling you get after you do something that is extrodinary.

You've just scored either on or off the pitch. In a show of excitement you shout 'WOOFTIE' at the top of your voice, whilst raising your right hand up in an arcing motion.

by david stevenson December 5, 2003

woofty

person who is a homosexuale

pete duggan

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Wooftie woof

A nice dog.

Look at that wooftie woof that looks nice.

by BENERRIDGE AND WHAT?! May 12, 2011

Woofty Scoofty

Pulling the wool over one's eyes
The old switcheroo
Zigging instead of zagging, or vice versa

I thought that prick was gonna take care of this piece of business for me. You gave me the old woofty scoofty ya prick ya!

by Stiltch June 28, 2011