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A big ol doggo.
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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An affectionate term for more than one dog. An alternative to doggos, doggies, pups.
The dog walker enjoyed taking an afternoon stroll with her favorite group of woofles... until one of them decided to chase after a squirrel!
woofles by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously
I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

woofermeat 

Woofermeat is meat that can be used to feed your woofer. i.e. Songs that have heavy bass lines that can be used to make both you and your sub-woofer feel happy and satisfied.
Woofermeat is woofermeat, if they make more of it, i'll feed my woofer.
An affectionate term for dogs. An alternative to “doggo
The silly woofle ran after the tennis ball with his ears flying back and his goofy tongue hanging out of his mouth.
woofle by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

woofless 

Woofless is a great YouTuber and is very funny and cute. However, he is unemployed, so everyone calls Woofless, Jobless. This became his nickname. And, his real name is Robert.

Rob-a-dob-flob has no job.
That guy over there doesn't have a job, but he has a ton of money. He must be a Woofless!