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Wooden Leg Syndrome 

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Inability to gauge the onset of intoxication until the commencement of blackout. Typically, individuals focus on the future drink and hurry through the drink in hand in order to enjoy the next.
"Did you see Ryan last night? His Wooden Leg Syndrome was out in full force. He must have topped off right before the face plant/bloody mess."
Wooden Leg Syndrome by thetruthhurts.com November 27, 2009
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