A smarmy old pervert that walks around with a creepy smile and a perpetual hard on.
The mall is full of wood worms tonight. Watch out.
by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2015
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A limp erection...rendering itself useless to the owner.
Britney: I heard Josh has worm wood, is this true?

Emily: Yes this is very true. It is because he Noob Tubes.
by WWJ August 6, 2008
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