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I Wobble You 

Other way of saying "I Love You". It origins from the sound old dolls used to make when they got pressed. It was supposed to be "I love you" but sounds like "I Wobble You".
While poking someones stomach, say "I Wobble You" in a high pitched voice.
I Wobble You by G O Frizzle February 3, 2009

Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh

The P is wobbly 

Hi love would you like a beer replied the p is wobbly

wobble wit it 

The act of amazingness. only the chosen few can really wobble wit it. to wobble wit it you must have some intense skill. enough skill to be able to trip on a flat surface, or run into doors.
"did you see amanda at that party?" --Libby
"hell yeah! she was sexytastic! and she can really wobble wit it!" --Eric
wobble wit it by kamrii July 30, 2011

Wobble-Banisher-Implement 

Also known as shims or a wobble-wedge a piece of wood or rubber used to stabilize a table or furniture. The term Wobble-banisher-implement was first used by a redditor on r/EnglishLearning and many people have liked it.
I will get a wobble-banisher, my desk is wobbly
A: "What do you call this wobble-banisher-implement you insert under uneven legs of a table?"
B: "A shim or a wedge"

IKEA wobble 

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)
I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.
IKEA wobble by helium cash February 22, 2009