Winrot

This is what inevitably happens to every computer running the Microsoft Windows family of operating systems. Once your computer has been running for a while, the registry and filesystem gets so full of useless junk from old programs and bloatware, that it slows the whole system down. After you've defragged a million times and cleaned up everything imaginable, you still can't get your computer back to the way it was when you first installed Windows. The only cure is to reinstall a fresh copy of the operating system. That will keep you going for at least another 3 months.

Man, my system is so winrotted, I can't do a damn thing with it.

My computer has winrot so bad, even Doom won't run on it!

Winrot by jsh139 November 29, 2006

winrot

v., win·rot·ted, win·rot·ting.

v.
1. The inevitable creeping, pernicious degradation of the integrity of Windows systems to the point where they run slowly, behave erratically, or stop working altogether.

v.tr.
1. To cause Windows to decompose or decay. “Adobe Reader winrotted my fresh install”.

n.
1. The process of Windows rotting or the condition of being rotten: “The winrot spread quickly, rendering the system slow and unstable”.
2. Any of several Windows programs characterized by the breakdown of stability, speed or security. “Don't install Norton. It is absolute winrot”.

My nephew only used my computer for 10 minutes, but once he was done the winrot was so bad I had to reinstall Windows.

winrot by chrono13 October 25, 2007

winotice 

the best and funniest person on instagram. literally always right and so slay

i love winotice so much she's so iconic

winotice by charliet91 January 28, 2023

winnot 

small, dried pieces of cak that, despite you're best wiping efforts, cannot be removed from your rectal area

little pieces of shite stuck to the hairs of your arse and they winnot come off

winnot by jondo March 12, 2008

weinroth 

having anal sex with a teddy bear while in a tub full of tomato soup.

no, i dont want to weinroth your bear.

weinroth by freddy ted March 17, 2008

WinBot

A Windows multi-purpose irc bot with a plugin and scripting API, seperate from mirc bots and eggdrops by design and codebase.

Not applicable

WinBot by Brain December 7, 2003

Diabolicus Winkothoptera 

This rare terrestrial mammal resides within all of us, emerging only to display acts of Diabolical deeds prominently upon the visage of the wielder. Unbeknownst to the user, the effects of the Diabolicus Winkothoptera upon the general public can range from the extreme, to very little/no effect whatsoever.

For example: Diabolicus Winkothoptera is never found willingly, it comes out only when prompted by a mischievous deed.

Diabolicus Winkothoptera by Logandee October 25, 2010