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3 definitions by jondo

 
1.
utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control
'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
by Jondo March 04, 2008
 
2.
small, dried pieces of cak that, despite you're best wiping efforts, cannot be removed from your rectal area
little pieces of shite stuck to the hairs of your arse and they winnot come off
by jondo March 12, 2008
 
3.
utterly unnoteworthy,not worth the time of day
See kid's TV these days? just a bag of mince!
by jondo March 06, 2008