A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.
My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him regardless.

Dude, how many times do I gotta tell you not to play with your dinkle winkle in the middle of class. That's just weird.

The man called 911 because he got his dinkle winkle jammed in a bottle.

He stuck his dinkle winkle in her cockpit.

That man loves the dinkle winkle.
by FagFucker April 10, 2008
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a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your ass and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.
When he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. Then the dog ate it
by Jonnie Sack April 4, 2006
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A basement-dwelling adult still dependent upon their parent(s) who spends their day playing video games and protesting against things they do not understand and do not WANT to understand. AKA "snowflakes."
Less than a dozen whiney winkles protested outside the Trump rally attended by 15,000 people with another 4,000 left outside because they were unable to get tickets.
by PanamaDon August 29, 2017
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Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle
Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!
by maul731 December 20, 2006
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when you shit your pants and a fairy comes out your ass
good god charles that was a nasty poo winkle
by Nick Varas November 24, 2004
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Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage
by fj August 1, 2003
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This term goes back way when the Kernsvillians used to play drinking games on their land that their grand pappy bought them back in Nineteen Two.(1902)

Today the term is still used.But is known today when the smallest person of your party group gets too high or shitfaced or trippin on some kind of shit gets too fucked up and defeated and makes everyone wanna laugh and crack jokes allll night until the person cannot take it anymore.
"Whoa bro, bro Steve just take it easy your fucking winkled out bro!.......Steve stop bro!"

"Whoa dude! Calm down on that resin scrapping, your gonna get Winkled Out!!!Whoa Bro Steve stop!!!"
by The Whispering Eye December 22, 2008
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