A person that's parents used to much Windex on the sliding glass door so they walked into it all the time.
She has a Windex Face.
by WESt9891 November 28, 2011
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A Canadian YouTube and Sound Cloud rapper with about 50k YouTube subscribers as of October 2017 and has produce songs like Mill, FMU and his most popular Cleanin Up. He may look like a troll be believe it of not he's been doing it since 2015 as well as his Comment answering sets him as a character.
Have you heard Lil Windex's New song Mill, It's pretty LIT
by pb da bomb October 13, 2017
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Tallahassee Windex is what you call it when you get head from a girl with glasses, nut on said glasses, and then use your dick as a wiper blade so she can see around your apartment while she looks for a towel.
Mannnnn, I Tallahassee Windexed the girl from Applebees last night but she still bumped into my dresser on her way to the bathroom
by Stunna man Mike, son September 29, 2010
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When a girl wears spandex or yoga pants so tight that you can clearly see through the pants, in turn reveling their thong, panties, and boy shorts etc. Thus, giving the same appearance of a clean window in which it is easy to view through.
Roger: Damn! did you see the chick in the spandex?

Joe: yeahh dude she had windex booty!
by Clayton Jones November 26, 2011
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a bum that cleans your windshield before entering the freeway
Sally-yo bob my nigga how much you give that windex.

Bob-a fucking penny, he used his urine to clean my window.
by cabbages September 4, 2007
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The single greatest rapper to ever breath. It is rumored that grandmothers actually have a secret congregation to discuss him. He is the savior of the rap game and he does not fuck with off brand cleaners
Grandma - Lil Windex is the only reason I didn’t have the doctors put me down like I’m a limping dog
by Aaronisaaron April 19, 2018
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