Windexed

A vaginal secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. It is often the product of a forced queef.

My boyfriend blew air into my vagina as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. He then jumped back and exclaimed, "You windexed me!"

by Victopher January 6, 2012

windexing

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

by MrShasta January 24, 2014

Windex

A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!

Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"

Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"

by triadix November 7, 2019

Windex

the house hold ant killer, that help jellyfish stings,and also cleans windows.

hand me the windex to kill these little fuckers

by ?¿ December 28, 2005

Windex

1) Commercial glass and surface cleaner with ammonia.
2) A mixture of pale-blue Gatorade and Everclear.

1) Yo, I sneezed all over the mirror, get the windex.

2) Damn, I got so hammered on windex last night that I booted on my roommate's flip-and-fuck.

by xargque April 17, 2006

windexing

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.

by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008

Windex

Used to insult a bald person.

Hey man, do you use Windex? I can see myself in your forehead.

by HoneyBunny October 21, 2004