Top Definition
A vaginal secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. It is often the product of a forced queef.
My boyfriend blew air into my vagina as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. He then jumped back and exclaimed, "You windexed me!"
by Victopher January 05, 2012
The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.
So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!

Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.
by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 02, 2012

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.