Windexed
A vaginal secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. It is often the product of a forced queef.
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Windexed
The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.
So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!
Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.
Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.
Windexed by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 6, 2012
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Windexdicide
Pigeon #1 ”I had no idea that Bob was so depressed.”
Pigeon #2 ”(crying) Yeah, I lost my son to Windexdicide last weekend.”
Pigeon #2 ”(crying) Yeah, I lost my son to Windexdicide last weekend.”
Windexdicide by BasementComedian March 12, 2013
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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