by Balls 06 May 15, 2006
(phone ring) Ring! Ring!
Hello?
Hey dude whats up?
"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."
Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!
Hello?
Hey dude whats up?
"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."
Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!
by HIPPOMAN3000 March 13, 2010
A corporate moron who sports several tattoos. Most likely a victim of banjo playing hill folk who were related long before they exchanged vows. Distinguishing characteristics include mongolian facial features, empty stare, excessive drooling and constantly soiling themselves.
Remember that Willard that looked like a worn out shoe and had the IQ of the shit he was sitting in?
by Glen Wales May 27, 2005
"We have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them." - Willard Romney in 2002.
"I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." - Willard Romney in 2004.
"I proposed that everyone must either purchase a product of their choice or demonstrate that they can pay for their own health care. It's a personal responsibility principle. ... It applies to people who are excessively using the free-care pool, and some incentive to avoid that is appropriate. But it's not a tax." - Willard Romney in 2006.
"Let Detroit Go Bankrupt." - Willard Romney in 2008.
"There was a fear that the whole economic system of America would collapse -- that all of our banks, or virtually all, would go out of business. In that circumstance, President Bush and Hank Paulson said we've got to do something to show we're not going to let the whole system go out of business. I think they were right to do that." - Willard Romney in 2010.
"I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." - Willard Romney in 2004.
"I proposed that everyone must either purchase a product of their choice or demonstrate that they can pay for their own health care. It's a personal responsibility principle. ... It applies to people who are excessively using the free-care pool, and some incentive to avoid that is appropriate. But it's not a tax." - Willard Romney in 2006.
"Let Detroit Go Bankrupt." - Willard Romney in 2008.
"There was a fear that the whole economic system of America would collapse -- that all of our banks, or virtually all, would go out of business. In that circumstance, President Bush and Hank Paulson said we've got to do something to show we're not going to let the whole system go out of business. I think they were right to do that." - Willard Romney in 2010.
by JeffGannon August 21, 2012
School started in 1814 by Emma Willard, the school's namesake.
Both boarders and day students attend, though the day students are made fun of, for simply living close.
Don't count on sleeping if you go here. At all. No sleep for you.
Both boarders and day students attend, though the day students are made fun of, for simply living close.
Don't count on sleeping if you go here. At all. No sleep for you.
by horsiesloveyou October 10, 2013
by therapingbaptist July 13, 2018
A rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.
If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.
If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.
<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">
by MeBeGreen April 29, 2008