11 definitions by DarkDan

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.
Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.
by DarkDan December 22, 2003
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You Owe Me A New Keyboard

Means the same thing as LOL. Literally, it means someone was drinking liquid while reading something online and laughed and got liquid all over the keyboard.

Originated on the snopes.com message board.
YOMANK! That post is funny!
by DarkDan October 11, 2003
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Originated on the snopes.com message board.
NFBSK! That post in the NFBSK forum in really NFBSKed up!
by DarkDan October 11, 2003
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A clothing store owned by the GAP. Established in 1995. Usually know for their TV and radio spots that stay in your head until death.
Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece. Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece!
by DarkDan September 26, 2003
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The part of northern Tinton Falls, NJ that has streets named "Apple", "Peach", "Cherry", "Pear", and "Plum". Used mostly by the high school students in the town, it was once the part of the town with the most police activity.
by DarkDan September 24, 2003
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Society for the Elimination of Public Transportation Altogether; the official name for the Southeastern Pennsylvania Public Transportation Authority for many Philadelphians.

Also see: INEPTA
SEPTA must pull random times for their schedules out of their ass; their buses or trains are always late.
by DarkDan November 12, 2007
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Anagram for "My Car", as seen on recent Toyota ads.
I drove the Camry through the streets of Camden.
by DarkDan September 20, 2003
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