(Noun). A person so consumed with being woke that they cannot make it through a single day without demonstrating how woke they are; often to the detriment of personal and professionalrelationships.
The wokeaholics were so outraged at the lack of diversity that they immediately demanded that additional roles be created in Hamlet to include a trans-Asian polar bear and a 7 legged bi-curious octopus named Pat.
When you edit a page on wikipeadia and write a load of shit that dosnt mean anything or add random rude words in to pharagraphs. After a few times the wikipolice will notice this and ban you from editing any pages on wikipeadia. If you get away with this then you have evaided the wikipolice.
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A woman that drinks ungodly amounts of wine, and shares sarcastic and vain videos and memes online about drinking wine. When absolutely trashed on the stuff prefers to complain about everything and blame their exes for the alcoholism.
Gee, that Farty Dragon takeaway is always open, and it is always the same guy there, doing both kitchen and counter all day, all days, all by himself. He is a wokaholic!