wicker chair

Wicker Chair – Military slang term for practitioners of the Wiccan religion.

Drill SGT – “Soldier! What in the hell are you doing with that damn pentagram ring on?”

Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”

(45 min later)

Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”

by Trav March 28, 2005

WICKER PARK

a neighborhood in Chicago located in West Town. Home to a large community of artists and hipsters. You can't go 10 feet without seeing someone with 3 or 4 different shades of hair color. Wicker Park is a cool place to hang out. There is a movie starring Josh Hartnett that was filmed in Wicker Park.

My username for urbandictionary is Wicker Park.

by Wicker Park July 19, 2005

The Wicker Man

The funniest movie of 2006 for sure, and possibly of all time.

That has to be Cage in that bear suit because he's been punching women all day.

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

Wow the wicker man had me laughing the entire movie!

by btgebo March 18, 2009

magic wicker

Put your fingertip on your asshole and fart then sniff your finger or make someone else smell it.

I tricked Dave by giving him a magic wicker, he thought he was gonna smell a new aftershave on my finger, instead he smelled my horrible fart.

by jonbatz September 5, 2015

flaming wicker

The act of receiving a blowjob while sitting on a wicker chair that's on fire

Dude I'm so cold I could so go for a flaming wicker

That chick looks like she would give the best flaming wicker

by Master_baits_6969 April 2, 2017

Wicker Clown

Cretinous, jobless males commonly found in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago. Approaching 30 or over, receding hairline social reject who couldn't get any in high school and is capitalizing off a fad to get some mad vag from boyish girls who think they're very "euro", smoke to cover their halitosis, drink PBR because it's cool & they're broke spending their money on something "artsy", whilst growing mad hair in hopes that it will cover their fugly faces and whale belly's, and have highly intelligent conversations while thoroughly intoxicated.

Can you believe that wicker clown actually asked me to buy him a PBR? He's so old, it's weird that he doesn't have a job.

by thestarwitness July 11, 2009

Wicker Man

Burning innocent virgins in wicker caskets in the shape of men. Ritual to a great fire god to which a small island played homage to.

Shall we burn our little wicker virgins and make them nice and crispy!?

by Molt3h June 29, 2004