3 definitions by jonbatz

royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again

by jonbatz December 4, 2015

royal welcome

When a new fish gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave poor cyril the royal welcome, cyril will never be the same again, first time he was raped.

by jonbatz December 11, 2015

magic wicker

Put your fingertip on your asshole and fart then sniff your finger or make someone else smell it.

I tricked Dave by giving him a magic wicker, he thought he was gonna smell a new aftershave on my finger, instead he smelled my horrible fart.

by jonbatz September 5, 2015