Why a duck

Definition: To incorrectly hear the word, "viaduct".

This phrase came from the Marx Brothers' film "Cocoanuts"

Hammer: I'm all right. How are you? I say here is a little penninsula, and here is a viaduct leading to the mainland.
Chico: All right. Why a duck?

by kurai_ryuu October 02, 2004

why is that duck running away

Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard

Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.

by moocow52 May 12, 2015