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A state of extreme intoxication. To drink past blackout mode and travel into ultraviolet lands of inebriation and disarray. Often followed by excessive dueche baggery, breaking up with a significant other, spending all your money and waking up with a little poop in your underwear and a swollen brain.
He was so whammied last night, he tried to dance with a hot asian but got denied, ran out of money and sucked a dudes dick for a jagerbomb.
by alphabeast January 13, 2012
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To have a rib broken or potentially injure an internal organ as a direct result of allowing a large woman to mount you (cowgirl position).
James got whammied last night by that great big ole fat gal and cracked a rib or two.
by Billyocean81 August 08, 2016
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