The town that drains you of your will to live until you forget your previous life and become another close-minded and unbelievably idiotic resident of Southwest VA. The hills close you in. There is no escape.
newcomer: "did you hear in the news about the upheaval in Libya?"
resident of 2 yrs: "no, i don't care about stupid stuff like that in the outside world... i live in Wytheville Virginia!"
When an individual (a female in particular) engages in sexual intercourse or has sexual relations with at least 7 different people over the course of a week. Sometimes having more than one partner at once over the duration of the week.
After doing the Wetherly Wiggle multiple times over the past 24 years, Debranow has the distinction of being the village bicycle.