A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.
by Hotrox December 19, 2006
When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.
That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.
by Nirkit! September 5, 2008
When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...
My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.
by DatOneBlackDude June 19, 2020
Similar to a “Wet Willy” a “Wet Wanda” consist of licking the nipple of a woman and then putting your ear to her chest which results in ear to wet nipple contact creating a similar effect of a “Wet Willy”
“In midst of some serious foreplay with his girlfriend, he licked her nipple and gave him self a wet Wanda!
by KNDRX September 18, 2019
When you lick your finger and stick it up a girl's vagina. Then you trip her, and dump a trash can on her face.
by sadclowndisease January 5, 2011
by Corn Pop April 14, 2020
similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear
by megabinatoratron December 14, 2020