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When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...
My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.
by DatOneBlackDude June 19, 2020
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When you insert your own finger into your own anus, and poke it into someone’s ear. Similar to a Wet Willy, but ones anus is the starting orifice...
My roommate drank the last white claw and didn’t get a new pack, so I gave him a dirty swab while he was sleeping...
by DatOneBlackDude June 19, 2020
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