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Western Washington 

The crappy side of Washington where it always rains, you drive 50 miles and it looks exactly like the place you left, and you can't see anything but the tree in front of you. Most people in WW don't have a clue about having a real life.
I moved away from Western Washington and came to the East side where people are real.
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Western Washington University 

Western Washington University is one of six state-funded, four-year institutions of higher education in Washington. Fall 2004 enrollment includes 12,940 full- and part-time students.

The University maintains nearly 73 buildings on a 215-acre campus, including the 38-acre Sehome Arboretum, operated jointly with the city of Bellingham, and 15 residential buildings housing near 4,000 students. Western also has off-campus facilities at Shannon Point Marine Center in Anacortes, Wash.; and a 15-acre student-university facility at nearby Lake Whatcom.

WWU is situated in Bellingham, a city of 70,000 overlooking Bellingham Bay and many of Puget Sound’s 172 San Juan Islands. The University is 90 miles north of Seattle, 55 miles south of Vancouver, B.C., and an hour’s drive from the ski area on 10,778-foot Mount Baker.
"Western has a beautiful campus and is one of the top public undergraduate institutions on the west coast"

Western Washington University 

A university where only the most awesome hippies in the country go. The congregate in Bellingham, WA, just south of the US-Canadian border. For fun, most WWU students smoke a lot of marijuana.
WWU Student 1: What do you want to do this weekend at Western Washington University?
WWU Student 2: Smoke some weed?

Western Washington University 

The Washington school that all the stoners go to because they were to busy smoking weed in high school to get into the University of Washington.
Person: “Oh where do you go to school”

Me: “Western Washington University”
Person: “Shit bro can I get a gram?”

western washington university 

Hippie School, that usually sucks, but sometimes its alright, not too many hot girls compared to other schools
what? Western washington university? Get out outa here ya stankin long haired hippie.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026