Top Definition
A drug city found in Ontario, Canada. Welland has the second highest drugs per person in North America behind Los Angelos.
I need some beans, let's go to Welland, they're only $5 a pill there.
by Shawn Maglicic September 20, 2005
Home of Crazy Pat, the Lincoln Street Beer store, The greatest bar ever; the elbow room and people riding bikes with twofours.
Person 1:Let's go get drunk!
Person 2:Ok, let's hit up the Elbow Room in Welland.
Person 1: Yeah, I like that bar way too much.
by waytoomuchmcgee May 15, 2009
The Kansas of Canada.
Boy 1: "Hey, wanna drive down to Welland for the weekend?"
Boy 2: "Fuck no Welland sucks."
by getsick August 23, 2008
Not a drug city, in fact it has the least drugs of any city in the region. Industrial background, but shifting it's economy to other things. It has parks and trails along the banks of the Recreational Waterway. On this old canal, there are several rowing courses, and two rowing clubs, with thousands of rowers coming from as far away as Virginia to take advantage of it.

Welland is divided into four parts.Northwest, which is where most retail stores and the mall are located. This area also has very nice, older houses on quiet streets. Southwest region is the lowest income in the city. It is a peaceful neighborhood of almost identical townhouses and a great community. It also has four massive housing projects, which have great views of the canal and a giant park nearby. The southeast region retains its industrial heritage, with most people living in row houses that are built from the same plan. This area appears to be the most dangerous in the city, but isn't actually, with a great sense of community. The northeast section of the city is a massive new subdivision, with giant houses with pools selling for two million dollars. The loaded people live here.

Welland has three high schools, two public, and one catholic. It also has a hospital, despite the government's best efforts. The city is home to 40 beautiful murals.

Welland is an excellent place to live. Anyone who thinks it is the drug capital of North America, or a ghetto, or a slum, apparently hasn't been to Toronto.
Idiot: Welland is such a ghetto, full of drugs...
Guy: Wrong, how about you visit a place before you write an urban dictionary definition.
by DuncanD June 02, 2011
The welfare capital of Canada
Joe: Hey, lets leave your car here at the seaway and walk to the party
Tom: Fuck no, I'm not leaving my car in welland
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009
a place in Ontario Canada in the Niagara region where a bunch of old people, snobs and druggies live with few decent people
i cant wait to get outta Welland
by Black Soul January 04, 2015
The home of the best drinkers in all of Niagara and most of the GTA. Mainly because there's nothing else to do. Cheers.
Wanna hangout tonight?
Sure, Let me stop at the beer store on the way to Welland.
by proudwellander October 26, 2013
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