N- a 250 pound, 6 foot tall Englishman with an unnaturally high voice, while still being the most hardcore person you could meet and answers the phone, "WELCH HERE!" and hangs up, "Welch out." Frequently eats Candied Apples.

V- 1. to be dissed, rejected, or ashamed. 2. to have a projectile, preferably a javelin, thrown in the face.
N- "It's Welch, not like the country but like the grape soda.", "I'm English, you see.", "I have the Golden Voice.", "Wanna mess bitch?", "Welch Here", "(while eating something gooey and delicious)This was worth the two dollars." -all by Welch.

V- 1. "I was welched by Welch, I can't even sit at that table anymore -Alex", 2. "Dan welched me right in the face with that jousting stick" - Luc
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i heard he is planning on welching her
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Welch (v.) To Welch:
To sponge money off a person or organisation. (See A.)
To break a deal, contract or promise, verbal or written. (See B.)
A. "God damn. Simon just phoned... He's lost his job at the petrol pump... Probably means he's going to try and welch off me for the next few weeks..."

B. "I guess I promised to pay up... Don't want people to think I'm some kind of deal-welcher..."
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the sound made when 'pulling out' after sex.
god it was a proper welch when i withdrew
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welch is ausom
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When the female is giving oral sex and the male forces her head on his genitals until she pukes
Dude I totally give my girl The Welch
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