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Weiner sniffer 

an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.

Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!
"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"
Weiner sniffer by Benthecockmachine February 13, 2008

Wiener sniffer 

Wiener sniffer is someone who sniffs wiener and cock and they really love penis
Person 1: Hey is that your weenie?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: *sniff*
Person 2: wow you’re a wiener sniffer
Wiener sniffer by Billy_Bonk February 18, 2023

Big eared Sniffy Wiener 

A breed of dog. Being a combination of Beagle and Dachshund the Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is very social and curious and often follows it’s very powerful nose without care to consequences. This gets the BESW in trouble with their human companions as they often lead it to injury, unnecessary snacking, and being impossible to hide any new items in the house . Loyal and cuddly BESWs are often found noodling in the floor when hot and when cold are found in the laps and couch cushions aplenty cuddling with something or someone warm
My Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is the cutest little rascal, I make new toys a hide and seek game ,I let him outside and take it all around the house and let him try to find it . He usually finds it straight away !
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026