weg

(n). An acronym generally used in internet slang. It stands for "Wicked Evil Grin" or "Wide Evil Grin".

Billy: what r u doing tonite?

Sally: nothing y?

Billy: u want to come over? -weg-

by Zymish May 19, 2007

I wish I had as much power as the almighty weg!

by Weg December 3, 2003

Term used to describe a usually shitty, impractical, ineficient being or object.

"Man, my keyboard is such a weg"

or

- "you're such a weg"
- "ouch. ok i get it, youre pissed, i messed up....BUT THERES NO NEED TO BE A BETCH"

by wegan October 9, 2007

"I'm gunna weg that guy on the head later, he has well pissed me off, grrrr"

by Ahmed Jalilly April 23, 2008

WEG

Why are there so many wegs here?

I need to get myself a weg

by Ya._.motha January 14, 2020

Slang term for masterbation, developed by an Italian residing in Switzerland in 2002/2003.

Steve..why are you taking so long in the bathroom....are you having a weg?

What are you doing...wegging?

by GangBanks March 29, 2004

To rub honey on, often used as an exfoliating practice

I was experiencing some leg pain until my masseuse wegged my knees and now I’m feeling back to normal!

by DataLorax November 25, 2021