weavered

When your drunk ass co-worker calls in to work cause he got hammered the night before.

Damn Ross totally weavered us today and were going to be short. At least he inst here to make any mistakes like he usually does though

by twofive5 April 10, 2016

The Weaver

When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.

Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.

by David Duchovny March 3, 2009

weaver

A stupid person, a retard. A person so lacking in intelligence he might be seen at The Weaver School and Workshop for the Mentally Handicapped (in Akron, OH).

Einstein was never the president, you fucking weaver!

by SmallStone January 9, 2007

weavered

The act of pissing someone off so bad on a social media site that they delete other friends. Most likely out of embarrassment.

I was her friend til my boy weavered her.

by sailorjerry November 28, 2011

weaver

the art of making red hot loving to a sonciwalls wan port. see also wan-port weaver.

did you see that wan port. it caught weaver feaver

by mdweaver September 19, 2007

weaver

a word used to describe a dwarf, native to the state of Hawaii

ex)the hula dancer is a weaver

by reagon January 4, 2008

The Weaver

While having sex with a female in the doggystyle position, the male spits his tobacco juice on her back.

I met this girl at the club last night, I got her home and did the Weaver all over her.

by The Countdro August 17, 2010