Watson

Shitting ones pants at the most inopertune time.

Man I just watsoned myself.

by Steelcowboy October 12, 2008

watson

doing a mathematically problem at a rapid pace while others calculate slowly

The teacher asked us what the square root of 1681 is and i watson the answer in less then 15 seconds while it took others a ton longer.

by The one that call awesome April 26, 2010

Watson

When someone embellishes their contributions to the war effort

Watson talks about the war like he's fucking Rambo or something

by Happynesdinmypants July 3, 2010

watson

Yorkshire slang for genitals

Look at the pair of watson's on t'sheep. reminds me of a couple of growlers

by deano666 September 4, 2009

Watson

A rich boy who shows off his wealth in style

That Marcus is such a Watson

by Tass1 July 30, 2017

Watson

A large satisfying shit. One that takes a while to come out but when it does feels satisfying as fuck.

Mate I’ve been working on this Watson all day.

by Minty__ April 23, 2020

Watsonism

Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.

Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"

Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."

Person 1: "Oh, okay."

by Ivanist December 4, 2019