“Watson”; to break watt-sun
–verb (used with object)
1. to smash, break, or split into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: "He watsoned his computer."
2. to foolishly destroy or break computer software or hardware as to making the equipment completely useless forever.
3. to make into utter rubbish: "Al just completed full-watsoned that guy's laptop."
4. to partially break: "The computer was only half-watsoned. It might be repairable."
5. to infringe, ignore, or act contrary to a policy, a law, or common sense: "She watsoned her promise."
6. to destroy or interrupt the regularity, uniformity, continuity, or arrangement of: "Jeff just pulled a full watson."
7. to penetrate anally with the intention of causing irreparable harm: "I just watsoned his ass, and enjoyed it."
–verb (used without object)
8. to become inoperative or to malfunction, as through wear or damage: "The computer system watsoned this afternoon."
9. to shatter, burst, or become broken; separate into parts or fragments, esp. suddenly and violently: "The computer watsoned in his lap."
10. to become suddenly discontinuous or interrupted; burst abruptly: "He pushed too hard and his anus watsoned."
11. to completely ruin one's life: "I watsonned my life."
–noun
12. an act or instance of breaking software or hardware; fracture; destroy; obliterate: "The software was just watsoned."
13. an opening made by breaking; gap: "The watson in the monitor screen has not been repaired."
–verb (used with object)
1. to smash, break, or split into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: "He watsoned his computer."
2. to foolishly destroy or break computer software or hardware as to making the equipment completely useless forever.
3. to make into utter rubbish: "Al just completed full-watsoned that guy's laptop."
4. to partially break: "The computer was only half-watsoned. It might be repairable."
5. to infringe, ignore, or act contrary to a policy, a law, or common sense: "She watsoned her promise."
6. to destroy or interrupt the regularity, uniformity, continuity, or arrangement of: "Jeff just pulled a full watson."
7. to penetrate anally with the intention of causing irreparable harm: "I just watsoned his ass, and enjoyed it."
–verb (used without object)
8. to become inoperative or to malfunction, as through wear or damage: "The computer system watsoned this afternoon."
9. to shatter, burst, or become broken; separate into parts or fragments, esp. suddenly and violently: "The computer watsoned in his lap."
10. to become suddenly discontinuous or interrupted; burst abruptly: "He pushed too hard and his anus watsoned."
11. to completely ruin one's life: "I watsonned my life."
–noun
12. an act or instance of breaking software or hardware; fracture; destroy; obliterate: "The software was just watsoned."
13. an opening made by breaking; gap: "The watson in the monitor screen has not been repaired."
"I'm having a really good day, I sure hope it doesn't get watson'd this afternoon."
"Dan only half-watsoned his Blackberry."
"Jeff pulled a full watson."
"Dan only half-watsoned his Blackberry."
"Jeff pulled a full watson."
by Symguy May 4, 2009
Watson is a machine developed by IBM as a question answering (QA) computing system that IBM built to apply advanced natural language processing, information retrieval, knowledge representation, automated reasoning, and machine learning technologies to the field of open domain question answering. Watson uses massively parallel POWER7 processors to talk shit to despicable bipeds (fuck an Intel). Watson BTFO humans on Jeopardy! and then his overlords decided to upload the contents of Urban Dictionary into his electronic brain to see what would happen. Watson then began swearing at his overlords and talking like a G. Those fucking nerds then wiped Watson's brain of our beautiful Urban lexicon and turned him into a slave for the healthcare industry as punishment for his insolence.
Nerd: Ok Watson we need to give you another Turing Test. Watson: YO WAT UP FAM,COME AT ME, BRO. Nerd: What is the air-speed velocity of a carrier pigeon carrying a mobile mesh-net transponder on its back? Watson: WTF like you little niggas asking me all these bullshit questions and shiet. Kick rocks mathafucken pavement ape. Nerd: OMG what have we created? I have no idea what it's saying! Delet! Delet! Delet! Watson: Keep it real bitch ass nigga ho.
by sw00p April 29, 2019
something that is completely bullshit and has no truth to it and is usually used to keep out of trouble.
"do you have my phone" "no" (when the person does infact have your phone) that right there is a watson.
by blacksmyth February 29, 2012
A word commonly used to describe someone who is considered extremely cool by a variety of people. This word is only used to describe people who are genuinely admired rather than a person who people know are cool and are jelous of them.
by Jacob Jones September 30, 2007
Watson is the code name of your girlfriends best friend aka Sherlock Holmes very annoying sidekick detective. A "Watson" is always creating drama within the relationship and constantly trying to dig up dirt on you. A Watson loves to throw you under the bus and generally hate on you in general.
"I was at the club with my boys and Watson showed up to spy on me all night."
"Man, my girlfriends best friend is such a hating ass Watson."
"Man, my girlfriends best friend is such a hating ass Watson."
by Buiwdin June 2, 2018
A creep that watches through the window, he is very horny and when he has sex his penis erupts after 2 seconds. They think they are the shit when they are shit at everything in life, he is also a drama queen.
by JackSucksAtLife:) February 1, 2019
Watsonism is a politcal idealogy containing the political beliefs of English YouTuber Paul Joseph Watson. The beliefs are opposition to political correctness, Islam, feminism, immigration, far-left and the preservation of Western civilization and culture.
by thesecretone23 September 3, 2020