1) Someone from Washington.
2) A weird person who doesn'
t use an umbrella when there's clearly
water falling out of the sky.
3) Someone who pronounces Oregon the WRONG way.
4) A person who thinks the world is coming to an end when it starts snowing.
5) A person who is technologically underdeveloped.
1) "I'm a Washingtonian."
2) "He got pneumonia from being in too much
rain and died."
"Why wasn't he using an umbrella?"
"I don'
t know. He must be a Washingtonian."
3) WRONG way = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT way = Oh-
ree-gahn
4) Me: "It's snowing!!!" *dances with joy*
Washingtonian: "Omg the world's coming to an end!!!! Everyone run for your lives!!!!"
5) "He died of heatstroke because he didn'
t have an air conditioner in his apartment."
"What kind of idiot doesn'
t have an air conditioner in their apartment when it's 115 outside?"
"I don'
t know; he must have been a Washingtonian. I hear they don'
t believe in air conditioning.