Wargo 

A large pig beast who loves to eat ALL the food and roll around in the mudd with other female pig beasts.

"That wargo sure did eat all the food Dad. He sure did son. He sure did."

Wargo by derplerp May 29, 2008

Wargo 

A letchy or perverted male usually used by females or to express a female point of view.

'he was a total wargo' or in plural 'he was warging on me'

Wargo by Hanlor February 18, 2009

Wargo 

Someone who enjoys or participates in the activity of eating feces.

The Ugandian pastor loves to wargo.

Wargo by UnceUnceYeah12 September 5, 2011

pulling a tom wargo 

Making long winded trolling posts on various sites designed to obfuscate the issue with straw man arguments. A very complex, well thought out, and confusing troll. Usually stating a republican, right wing nutjob stance in order to piss off as many people as possible.

pulling a tom wargo:
(On a political site)

"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?

"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"

A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"

etc etc etc

pulling a tom wargo by 555555555555555555555555555556 November 11, 2011

Cory wargo 

A stupid piece of shit that is absolutley worthless in life and has no meaning at all..... when he dreams its of fucking killing himself and his family cause they are so embarrasing. he tries to play football but all he does is fucking get laid out and raped up the ass. he cant juka and throws pick sixes like its his job. i mean hes a fuckin chode

Dad: wow son you sucked the most dick ive ever seen today!

Cory wargo: i know i was like the ultimate faggot ass cocksucker out there. they called me Cebow

Dad: shut up you stupid motherfucker

Cory wargo by dontworryhesgay August 23, 2011

Emma Wargo

She’s a whore that will cheat on you with her neighbor while white trash her parents will cover for her.

Emma Wargo: I’m just over here having fun I’ll text you later.

Emma Wargo by Bshsvsghsgsvvsbshsjs August 2, 2022

band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

band-aid wagon by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006