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A greedy person, usually male, who goes online to jerk off and does this by watching all the ''FREE'' promo porn clips that usually last less than a minute or so.
Jack: Dude, you're jerking off to those crappy free online porn clips again? You're such a damn wankspider!

Matt: uh oh uh...
by Yomommayoproblem January 14, 2011

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