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Wank (w'ank; n, adj.) 

1. The stimulation of a males' penis by themselves or another person (usually a guy), using a method whereby the hand is wrapped around the urinary meatus and reciprocated rapidly to generate friction with the sensitive epidermis; often (but not always) resulting in orgasm and the ejaculation of a milky white substance called semen.
tenses: pr. wanking; past. wanked fut. wank, subj. wanks
2. A term used to decribe something which is unpleasant or annoying
3. Nonsense or bullshit; any verbal or textual information which is grossly inaccurate or nonsensical
4. An annoying or irritating person
5. A complicated and often chromatic (or amelodical) series of notes played on a guitar, usually electric
6. The US political system
7. The USA
1. He had a wank; He wanked daily; He would wank the next day; He knew his brother wanked; He wanks

2. Next door's dog is a complete wank

3. That report which the professor wrote for the end of term was complete wank

4. Tim is a complete wank

5. The guitarist wanked loudly

5. US politics is wank

6. The USA is wank
Wank (w'ank; n, adj.) by Tom LT February 21, 2005
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Wank n’ Spank 

When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.
I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.
Wank n’ Spank by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

wank n' tank 

The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep, most commonly during the afternoon.
I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.
wank n' tank by emupop October 10, 2014

Wake 'n' Wank 

To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.
I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!
Wake 'n' Wank by ninjamonkeydrummer September 2, 2012

West Yorkshire wet wank n wax

The heroic gesture of helping your women groom her downstairs area by applying a dollop of superglue to the middle of your palm and proceeding to fingerblast her whilst keeping the palm firmly in place on the pubic region,
Once orgasm is inevitable you sharply pull your hand away and wax her overgrown forest for her
The mrs cunt afford a wax so I helped er art wi a West Yorkshire wet wank n wax

wank n shank 

When you shank someone right after you rape them. Commonly used in prison situations.
Inmate 1: Did you hear about inmate 3?
Inmate 2: No, what happened?
Inmate 1: He attempted to do the ol' wank n shank

stank n' wank 

When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.

Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
stank n' wank by CreditToStefan December 7, 2016