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4 definitions by ninjamonkeydrummer

 
1.
"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"
"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."
"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."
"Well, you have to think with your balls."
by ninjamonkeydrummer October 16, 2011
 
2.
To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.
I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!
by ninjamonkeydrummer April 04, 2012
 
3.
"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future. Sometimes thinking with you balls is the complete opposite to thinking outside the box, it is so inside the box and obvious that no-one thought of it.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"

"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."

"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."

"Think with your balls lad!"
by ninjamonkeydrummer January 02, 2012
 
4.
To either orgasm while talking or to talk while orgasming. Simples
"Hey I wonder when the pizza man gets heruuunnnggggguuhhhhhhhhhh..." "I just had a talkasm"

or

"uuuggnnnnnnoohmygodthisisamazingahhhhhhhyeeeeaaaaahhh" "What a talkasm"
by ninjamonkeydrummer April 17, 2012