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Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
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Leaving in a rush, hurrying, throwing clothes on as you exit
I am waljing out the door right now. I'll be there in ten.
Waljing by Midnightbud September 26, 2015
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ram no wantin 

To not want something, someone or somewhere.

derived from 'am not wanting' (Scottish source)
chris: 'd'ya want a pack o crisps you'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer stinky crisps'

glen: 'see that bird she needs to get her hole out'
chris: 'ram no wantin her smelly hole'

chris: 'lets go to the pub eh'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer horrible stinky smelly pub'
ram no wantin by ramnowantinrats November 12, 2010
Wanjiru - Is a Kenyan (female) name.

Wanjiru's are beautiful inside and out. They are the sweetest girls you will meet. They have beautiful hearts and are so much fun. Wanjiru's are very bubbly and like to have fun. They are very cool girls. They are also amazing friends, you can always trust a Wanjiru. They are always up for an adventure.

They can be very moody, irritable, bitchy and aggressive, but their good always outweighs their bad.

Short-form of the name 'Shiru/Chiru'
Say as (One-G-Row) (She-Row)
"Just met the coolest girl ever"
"She's Definately a Wanjiru"

"I'm definately naming my daughter Wanjiru"
Wanjiru by Bam_Bam04 January 28, 2012

Danger wanking 

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.
"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"
Danger wanking by Spilox April 22, 2009
Wanjiku is a very beautiful person endowed with humour and a good heart. They always have the cutest of smiles and have do not rely on their moods to interact with people.
Wanjiku's smile made him stammer.
Wanjiku by The scribbler ™ July 20, 2020

wanking closet 

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!
wanking closet by mitch00uk April 4, 2015