waldwick

A very small town that is populated with mostly whites, italians, and spaniards. It is advised not to enter, due to shock of boredom.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

waldwick

A painfully small town of mostly white people and hispanics, where nothing ever happens...EVER. You will frequently see groups of teenagers walking around, hanging by the turf, walgreens, and 7-11 because there is nothing better to do.

Main attractions: Matthews- the only place that anyone ever stops at when passing through Waldwick.
El Rodeo- No comment
The donkey with a missing ear- Statue near the condos that burnt down once.

Ex 1:"Hey, Let's go to waldwick"
"Where the hell is that?"
Ex 2: "Oh, let's go to Matthews!"
"I love that place, where is it again?"
"Between Allendale and Ho Ho kus."
Ex 3: "I heard there was a nightclub underneath el Rodeo!"

by smalltownblues August 27, 2007

waldwick

waldwick is a small town where there are frequent house parties, blunt smoking, acid dropping, crack smoking, pill poppin animals, line blowin, drink beers, cum guzzling whores, and mexicans. and 2 niggers.

and the arandas

I'm going to go to Waldwick to smoke a blunt, fuck a whore, and drink some fortys with mah niggaz.

I heard waldwicks got that bubonic chronic.

by 201niggaz June 18, 2009

waldwick

- a place where you used to see a large "i love Tony DAnza" sign from above looking down on to the football field.

- a place full of too many big dogs.

- a place where a 7-11 is run by white people....

waldwick = mildland park - wendy's

by steve nicks pease December 26, 2005

waldwick

A small town in Bergen County. The least wealthy of its surrounding towns, which include Saddle River, Midland Park, Ho-Ho-Kus, Wyckoff, Ramsey, and Allendale. The football team sucks. The basketball team sucks. The soccer team is okay, but their division sucks. The baseball team sucks. Basically, no one in Waldwick can run or throw a ball. The girls in Waldwick are HOTT! There are no local celebs EXCEPT for Danny Tamborelli (from Pete and Pete) who doesn't even live there anymore. The 7-11 is run by white people. The mexicans are from El Salvador, so everyone can stop calling the area by El Rodeo "Little Mexico" and it can be called "Little El Salvador." There are like 100 El Salvadorians living in 3 houses. They hang out by the train tracks. The cops in Waldwick love drama. The traffic in Waldwick is really bad only at 3 pm when the HS gets out, because the Waldwick HS kids don't know how to drive. Most people in Waldwick are emo, and some are self-mutilators.

Yo, I just visited Waldwick High School and I saw like 500 emo kids. My car got smashed into on the way out. So I drove to Little El Salvador to see if someone could fix it.

by Lena J May 16, 2007

waldwick

waldwick is a small town located in bergen county. it's 85% white, 10% mexican/latino, 4% asian, and 1% black. waldwick gets a lot of trash from other towns, and yeah it might deserve some of it, but fuck those other towns honestly. everyone knows everyone at waldwick high school because the graduating classes only have like 100-120 kids. the school's basically a prison but nobody gives a shit. sports are basically what keeps everyone in this small town going. the football team is combined with midland park and it's alright. basketball isn't good. baseball, nobody even knows. but soccer. soccer is the shit in waldwick. all the popular kids play soccer. the waldwick warriors are known in bergen county for soccer. waldwick is where it's at. everyone knows each other and there might be a good amount of shitheads, but who fucking cares. we don't give a shit about what other towns think of us. i'm proud to be a warrior.

Hey have you ever heard of Waldwick?
Oh yeah, their chants at the soccer games are epic.

by warrior1234567890 February 26, 2018

waldwick

A town populated with mostly niggers that listen to rap music. Extremely gangsta.

Nigga: Yo, I'm goin down to waldwick tonight to pimp some hoes and shoot mah fo fo
White Guy: Oh no, not waldwick!

by waldwick MAH NIGGA March 15, 2005