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Allendale 

A tiny town in Bergen County, the Orange County of the East Coast and the only part of New Jersey worth visiting. Everyone either is stupid rich, white, bitchy, or (most likely) all three. Some of the best schools in the state, and they won't let you forget it. The high school A Capella team was on a reality TV show once and no one shuts up about it. Award winning marching band, choir, girl's soccer, and middle school cross country team. Full of stay at home suburban house wives and rich dads who work in NYC, better known as "The City," and kids who like to pretend their life is hard.
"Do you know who won the cross country county championships?"
"It was the kids from Brookside in Allendale again."
Allendale by ziinnia November 18, 2018

Allendale 

A hellish school filled with dickheaded adults and even more dickheaded students. It is in Lake Villa, Illinois.
All of them are fucktards.
I'd know since I went to Allendale from Summer 2012 to Early 2018.
Allendale by acorn5687 August 24, 2019

Allendale 

Allendale a small NJ suburb that no one will be able to afford living in in 5 years, because they want to be like 90120.
Every other house has a for sale sign on it
P1"I'm rebuilding my house in Allendale ."
P2 "Really ,me too, i'm leveling mine down to the foundation , and building a McMansion ."
P1 "i thought you allready have a McMansion?"
P2 "i know , but ,it's too small. My accountant says i can use it as a tax write off"
P1 "really ?What's his phone number "
Allendale by Lou Cypher July 16, 2006

allendale 

allendale... an area located in shreveport, louisiana . people from allendale are recurred to as them “4 babies” . allendale is also known as “lakeside & the bottom”. niggas from allendale are raw & the females are not to be played with . they rep they hood strong .🤞🏼
sam- “oh he from allendale”
terrica- “ oh yeh he a 4 baby
allendale by realestthangwalkin18 August 12, 2019

Allendale 

Fucking small ass town in NJ where newfags come to live.

Anybody who lives there is either an egomaniac, a newfag, or an upright sane person.

Actually it's a really horrible town.
1. Yo i'm from allendale G, i'm a fuckin wannabe gansta

2. Hey guys I just moved here so I can fit in, right?

3. I dress like a middle class white boy should.
Allendale by JRocco March 31, 2011

Allendale 

A VERY small town in South Carolina where all the people do is run their mouths and have to shoot people because they don’t know what fighting is. All these bitches do is be in drama and all these niggas do is sell drugs and carry money that possibly don’t belong to them and also guns. 😩
Child: mommy can we go visit family in Allendale?

Parent: hell no fuck them fake ass folks!
Allendale by DATCRAZYbitch.com August 31, 2021