Sole hick hangout of any small town in Oklahoma. On a given friday night, you'll will be either at the crappy football team's home game, Wal-Mart, or if you're a druggie, the nasty old skating rink. You can a) get drugs, b) watch two hillbillies fight, c) watch the football team lose again, simultaneously losing what little faith you had for your team, or d) buy food/ watch all the hick people and run into someone else that has stayed in this ghetto town, in lieu of going to college and getting a life. There're just so many options. NOT!
by Jeromeflies September 24, 2011
A place that you can work for that will fire you if you get hurt. And, it has the lowest pay of any other place to work for. A place that will fire you for calling an ambalance if you see some one have a heart attack.
by viris_et_honos July 12, 2005
Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.
Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.
Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.
Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.
by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008
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Known to be a whole other country with it's own area codes with many languages and cultures. secretly taking over US land with their cut off borders and they're security force that drive around the parking lot in their own SUVs picking people up for minor "Wal Mart Law" fellonies. (They have their own ambassador, the Smiley Face)
I got lost in area code 725884 in Wal Mart and i couldn't comunicate with any of the none-english speaking people and couldn't relate to their wierd ways.
by Redfoxx January 8, 2004
-a place where you can get your groceries bought, oil changed, and McDonalds heartattack-ina-sack. all under one roof
-a place where every female of
child bearing age is preggnant.
-a place where every female of
child bearing age is preggnant.
by T$GER December 7, 2004
A store that everyone hates for putting small stores out of buisness, yet they are attracted to it anyway.
by bigshow8891 October 8, 2005