A person on the premises of Wal-Mart store, usually an obese woman with poor dental hygiene. Dirty children and unshaven men with NASCAR T-shirts and body odor are also common specimens.
I was driving through the parking lot of the strip mall and a stupid Wal-billy almost hit my car with her shopping cart!
by Captain Tito April 10, 2006
Emotional tension and anger that arises while standing in the checkout lines at Wal-Mart, usually at night.
This occurs when there is only one to two cashiers working while 50 people in front of you have shopping carts full of cheap-ass groceries; meanwhile, you only have some beer or a lean cuisine to purchase.
Accompanied by constant looking around for newly opened lanes. Tension subsides by the customer saying, "Fuck it!" and leaving all of his/her items in an irresponsible location for someone else to put away while leaving the establishment cursing the store and vowing to never visit Wal-Mart again, however, you know that you are lying to yourself.
This occurs when there is only one to two cashiers working while 50 people in front of you have shopping carts full of cheap-ass groceries; meanwhile, you only have some beer or a lean cuisine to purchase.
Accompanied by constant looking around for newly opened lanes. Tension subsides by the customer saying, "Fuck it!" and leaving all of his/her items in an irresponsible location for someone else to put away while leaving the establishment cursing the store and vowing to never visit Wal-Mart again, however, you know that you are lying to yourself.
by phucket November 23, 2007
by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
1. A place where any customer having a bad day feels it is ok to treat walmart employees like 2nd class citizens. You walk around putting items randomly on shelves, next guy comes along picks up a $50.00 phone off of the candle isle in a spot marked $1.00 and wants it for that price but i'm the "stupid bitch" because he can't read.
2. A place that is packed at 2 AM because prices are low and everyone loves to shop there but these same people love to complain how they are driving small business out. Prices may be low but no one is holding a gun to your head. support your local businesses...shop there, not walmart and shut the fuck up!
PLEASE PEOPLE BE KIND TO YOU WALMART EMPLOYEES...WE ARE PEOPLE TOO.JUST WITH 10% OFF AND STOCK OPTIONS.
2. A place that is packed at 2 AM because prices are low and everyone loves to shop there but these same people love to complain how they are driving small business out. Prices may be low but no one is holding a gun to your head. support your local businesses...shop there, not walmart and shut the fuck up!
PLEASE PEOPLE BE KIND TO YOU WALMART EMPLOYEES...WE ARE PEOPLE TOO.JUST WITH 10% OFF AND STOCK OPTIONS.
What do you mean this comforter is $79.95!! The shelf said it was only $2.49.It was right there next to the coffe mugs."STUPID WAL-MART BITCH"
"Oh Bob,isn't it ashame that little pet store down the stree went out of business. We haven't been there in years. It's wal-mart's fault." "Speaking of which, I need to go there and pick up 20lbs of dog food for $8.oo"
"Oh Bob,isn't it ashame that little pet store down the stree went out of business. We haven't been there in years. It's wal-mart's fault." "Speaking of which, I need to go there and pick up 20lbs of dog food for $8.oo"
by WALMART EMPLOYEE February 29, 2008
A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.
by LudwigVan December 8, 2003
1. The destroyer of small businesses.
2. The employer of senior citizens, the handicapped and other people society deems unhireable (the people are nice though ^_^ ).
2. The employer of senior citizens, the handicapped and other people society deems unhireable (the people are nice though ^_^ ).
by Anonymous September 9, 2003