The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.
by Bigisland31 January 20, 2010
"I was fucking this chick in the ass, and she pulled a mexican waitress, and now my sheets are permanently stained
by gerry polomo January 28, 2008
by Juanita004803283 March 6, 2010
by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009
The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.
Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"
Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."
Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."
by winona September 4, 2005
Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).
by MZ123 April 9, 2016
I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!
by Mr. Zipperworm May 3, 2009