Top Definition
The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.
Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."
#sex #positions #wait #waitressing #waitress #diner #dining #tip
by OddsBodkins June 04, 2011
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