waitful

To be effective at waiting

Ah I am very waitful - person 1
waitful isn't a word - person 2
shut the fuckup - person 1

by EU ATLAS December 3, 2022

wait for it

What idiots insert in the middle of a sentence to create a state of suspense, usually with a sarcastic overtone.

I won't use "wait for it" in a sentence, because that would qualify me as an idiot, per above definition.

by Lexicon August 28, 2006

waite

to have a heavier dick than your body weight

Ginger: Man, that dude's waite was so much that I squirt and cum out of the same hole now.
Nikki: WOW, sounds like he's pushin' waite!

by King Crunk January 9, 2008

Wait

Wait................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ya it's not very fun, eh?

Child: " Momma, am tired as hell, let's go home."
Momma: " okay, now you wait just one sec sunny boi"

Child: " okay...one."
Momma: "sike boi"

* Drinks tea*

*Listens to tea*

* Talks about tea*

by Post Malones wifey July 6, 2019

Waite

An extremely dirty homosexual with a shit fetish and a love for feet, likes video game pornography

Tom: Stop having gay sex with my roblox character
Olly: BUT I'M GAY AND I LIKE BIG ROUND ROBLOX BOOTY
Alfie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HERRRRRRRR YOU WAITE!!!

by wankermobile March 17, 2018

Waits

A funny, sweet, perfect, beautiful boy with no lack of confidence. Waits easily commands an audience and is the coolest person in any room. He’s destined to be a star. The world would be a better place if everyone had Waits in their life.

Person 1: Have you ever met a perfect person?
Person 2: Yes, his name is Waits.

by Velabean July 19, 2018

But Wait...

Used to abruptly end a conversation or statement when the user has nothing else to say as a comeback. Quickly gets old. Should not be over used. Should have something added to the end for extra effect.

Joey: Yeah your moms ugly as hell... I mean she's so old that...

Joe: But wait... Shutup!

by War MachEEn January 20, 2011